Best Gotcha Day Captions for Instagram with Quotes [Cute]

Gotcha Day Captions for Instagram

• looking fetching today.
• my pupster is the best dog in the world. i shih tzu not.
• the best things in life are rescued.
• lab-racadabra! and just like that, my lab made my pb&j disappear!
• my friends call me chew-bacca.
• “there are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.” — tay hohoff
• home is where dog hair is stuck to everything …
• i am made of sugar and spice and everything nice (and the meatball i found under the table).
• stinkin’ cute … but not stinky!
• whiskers says, “give me treats right meow!”
• i’m a smitten kitten.
• a little naughty all the time.
• you don’t own a dog. you have a dog, and that dog has you.
• love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
• if there are no dogs in heaven, i don’t wanna go.
• still trying to make fetch happen.
• human, i demand you feed me!
• happy howl-idays from our pack to yours!
• “i’ve got… hungry eyes.” — eric carmen
• “i strut right by with my tail in the air.” — stray cats
• if cuteness was a crime, he’d be serving a life sentence.
• working on my head tilts.
• i didn’t do it! blame the cat with the murder mittens!
• the road to my heart is paved with paw prints. 🐾
• my super sploot is the cutest thing you’ll see today.
• adopt don’t shop.
• hold the ap-paws.
• if you don’t parody every song to make it about your doggo, are you even a dog parent?
• i’m sorry fur making a mess.
• chubby puppy belly.
• i’m mutts about this pup.
• full disclosure: all christmas presents will have dog hair under the tape.
• you can’t change your dog’s past, but you can rewrite his future!
• yappy holidays!
• pawsitive vibes only.

Best Gotcha Day Captions for Instagram

• yes, i am a crazy cat lady. what’s your point?
• let’s get this pawty started!
• im-paw-tant announcement! i stopped barking at the vacuum!
• be cool with the drool.
• cute as a poodle-bug!
• he’s not fat, he’s husky!
• rescued is the best breed.
• all about that doggo vibe.
• happy gotcha day! forever grateful for my fur baby.
• i trust my dog to guard my house … but not my pizza.
• you had me at meow.
• being a good boy is hard work.
• be the person your dog thinks you are.
• “she pads, paws, pads, paws and claws.” — elvis costello
• got the best biscuit maker right here.
• cat-astrophe!
• this is why we can’t have nice things.
• when nothing’s going right, chase squirrels.
• saving one dog won’t change the world, but that one dog’s world will change forever
• whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.
• when you save a dog, a dog saves you.
• the more people i meet, the more i love my cat.
• is there sumfin’ on my snoot?
• looking good, feline better.
• wag more, bark less.
• boys? whatever. cats? forever.
• “if cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” — nan porter
• you hold my heart, and i’ll hold your paw.
• to me, you are purr-fect.
• i did not order this box of cat.
• somebody got the 3 a.m. zoomies again.
• too cute for my own business.
• shh—the baby is sleeping!

Funny Gotcha Day Captions for Instagram

• fur-get about it!
• she pays her half of the rent in cuteness, icyww.
• i cat even.
• wrapped around my finger since day one.
• how i sleep livin’ rent-free.
• how could anyone resist my chonky goodness?
• puppy love
• new puppy = no sleep.
• warning: i’m getting cuter every day.
• he has a dog bed. this isn’t it.
• live, laugh, bark, repeat.
• let’s raise the woof!
• happy hour begins when my doggo greets me at the door with his happy dance.
• life’s a ball. go fetch.
• i’m looking fetching today, don’t you think?
• don’t worry. be yappy.
• anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.
• after circling her bed for 10 minutes, she finally found the sweet spot and went to sleep.
• my floof gets me all the belly rubs.
• i know where you sleep, hooman.
• do not disturb me. i’m busy being adorable.
• “i had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. it’s not. mine had me trained in two days.” — bill dana
• dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.
• don’t tell me what to do—you’re not my cat.
• look at those sweet toe beans.
• my dog likes people more than other dogs. i like dogs more than people. we vibe.
• could i be any cuter?
• dog hair is my go-to accessory.
• dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
• cuddle with me?
• cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
• stunt nap!

Gotcha Day Instagram Captions

• if there are no cats in heaven, i don’t want to go.
• first day of doggy daycare! i’m not crying. you’re crying.
• every day should be caturday.
• live to eat, don’t eat to live.
• sorry i’m late. my cat was sitting on me.
• can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
• people: your cat is not your baby. me: [post a pic of holding your cat like a baby.]
• you can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
• it’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.
• will cuddle for milk-bones.
• rescued by my rescue.
• who rescued who?
• life is ruff when you’re this cute!
• i’d rather spend a cozy night in with my doggo than go out.
• the more people i meet, the more i love my dog.
• how do you like our matching ugly christmas sweaters?
• today’s agenda: eat, sleep, cuddle, repeat.
• paw-ty time at the dog park with my squad!
• bath time!
• i love this goofy floofy.
• snugglin’ your new puppy is way more fun than hugging a teddy bear.
• chilly weather means more reasons to cuddle.
• did someone say walk?
• lapdog for life!
• “happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.” — big bang theory
• you’re the cat’s meow.
• life happens. dogs help.
• i love you more than you love catnip.
• she came, she purred, she conquered.
• my therapist has four legs and a tail.
• first he stole my heart, then he stole my bed!
• just a little baby. [fact: a cat can never be too old for this caption.]
• i have a cattitude problem.

Instagram Gotcha Day Captions

• all you need is love and a cat.
• i wished for a partner who would be obsessed with me. instead, i got a dog, and i couldn’t be happier!
• paw-sitive vibes only!
• “as every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” — ellen perry berkeley
• we are #soulmates.
• floofin’ on the floor … or an area rug?
• this friendship is fur-real
• “what greater gift than the love of a cat.” — charles dickens
• i love being a sahdm (stay-at-home dog mom).
• “put your little paw in mine.” — sonny & cher
• word of the day: peanut butter.
• i adopted my best friend.
• dog recess: roll in mud, eat rabbit poop, bury a bone.
• not all angels have wings. sometimes they have whiskers.
• stole my heart, my bed and my slippers. and i wouldn’t have it any other way.
• thanksgiving goals: gobble till you wobble, nap, repeat.
• who wants a nibble of yorkshire terrier pudding?
• nothing beats the squish.
• i love you meow and furever.
• when you have a dog, you never walk alone.
• creating a dog-friendly work culture with waggy tails and slobbery kisses.
• it’s sweater weather!
• did i hear the crinkle of the treat bag?
• captain of the snooze squad.
• i ruff a good ear scratch.
• “it is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — cynthia e. varnado
• home is where the cat is.
• thanks fur the memories.
• the cat is in charge, i just pay the rent.
• “people who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.” — unknown
• cat hair, don’t care.
• i protect my house and watch over the baby human. what’s your superpower?
• all visitors must be approved by the cat.

Gotcha Day Quotes

• i want to spend all nine lives together.
• running after the ice cream truck to get my pup-sicle!
• happy howl-oween, party pups!
• if i fits, i sits.
• zoomin’ in the yard!
• the puggle is real.
• this puppuccino is my reward for being a good boy!
• on a scale of 1 to 10, how cute am i?
• dog hair is my glitter.
• howl you doing?
• love is a four-legged word.
• cats make everything better.
• hangin’ with my #1 today.
• don’t stop retrieving!
• “what’s new pussycat?” — tom jones
• dogs are my kind of people.
• “no home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.” — unknown
• happiness is chasing a stick.
• “there are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” — albert schweitzer
• i don’t always bark in the middle of the night, but when i do, it’s at nothing.
• first road trip!
• my woofer says everything will be pawlright, and i believe her.
• are you kitten me?
• someone apparently paw-tied too hard.
• your daily dose of cuteness!
• sometimes, i think my name is “drop it!” instead of max.
• puppy dreams are the cutest!
• will work for treats.
• my paw-some co-worker just stole the zoom call!
• the road to my heart is marked with paw prints.
• dressin’ like pug-kin for halloween!
• meowry me.

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